Taurus is an incarnation of brooding. Their mood swings from up to down to shooting their favorite anchorperson in the knee, “just because.” Taurus is very earthy, which means they love rolling around in a meadow and sighing.
Psychoanalysis is their fav – they practice it on their friends, but have no life experience of their own. Most Taureans love confronting people and holding grudges about things that never happened. For them, something’s wrong when nothing is wrong. Taureans are hard to figure out, because they answer every question with a question or just refuse to go out from under the bed.