Sagittarius Horoscope

Comical Zodiac: your funny horoscope with a grain of truth

Sagittarians are adventurous. They can kill a spider with their bare hands, or look under the bed in the middle of the night when the lights are out. They do not choose easy ways, even if it means inflicting an injury upon themselves. 

Sagittarians are loud; they seek to offend, but, to everyone’s surprise, they are favored by small children and animals. Sagittarius loves to entertain people; Madonna herself is a worse Madonna than a Sagittarius - he or she is just incapable of being unhip.

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