Pisces Horoscope

Comical Zodiac: your funny horoscope with a grain of truth

Pisces bring laughter and comedy with themselves; the sad thing is that they are not trying to be funny. They claim to love the stars, but can only find the Big Dipper. Sometimes. If they fail, they would cry. Pisces remember what they were wearing on April, 12, 1995, but forget where they live – they have no sense of direction. 

Pisceans say they want to hear honest criticism of what they do, but commit immediate suicide as soon as they hear it. Pisceans say way too much and do whatever they please. Don’t try to use logic with Pisces – they are not sure what they are talking about themselves. If you still engage in an argument with them, be ready for fallacies, quotes from Victorian poets and tears.

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