Capricorn Horoscope

Comical Zodiac: your funny horoscope with a grain of truth

Capricorn is reliable, diligent and dull. They are a strange cross-breed of Virgo and Leo – their grandeur is delusional. However, Capricorns are charismatic and logical; they can survive anything, even a nuclear war. 

The best Christmas present for them as children was a book of law – they loved to find and highlight the loopholes. As adults, they love to be seen talking on their cell, but it is not actually turned on because there is no one who would want to call Capricorns – they went out of style in 1989.

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