Cancer Horoscope

Comical Zodiac: your funny horoscope with a grain of truth

Cancer enjoys being in the loop, only the loop is too big – it includes everyone in this galaxy and beyond. However, they tend to close their eyes upon what’s happening in their own lives. Cancerians have an erratic sense of fashion; in fact, they get dressed only because they have to. They will never excel in sports, because they need to take five after every breath they take. 

But this does not frustrate them because they plan on building a career from the comfort of their own bed, which is very convenient, as nearly every Cancer is a born cross-stitch genius, no matter if they know about it or not. Cancerian nature is a paradox: they need to be everybody’s savior, but despise social interaction.

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